The Serious Sam series is like the cornerstone of old school first person shooters. While most games today go for realism, Serious Sam was all about shooting first, shooting later and never asking questions. In between however, Sam Stone would grace us with his one liners and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Sam’s transition to present day grants him the technical wizardry today’s games enjoy but gameplay will still largely remain the same. For those who haven’t played previous SS games, this means facing roughly 10,00,00000 enemies per level.

No, I will not grant you three wishes

No, I will not grant you three wishes

The game takes place roughly three years before the first game and will recount Earth’s struggle against the oppressive, evil forces. Newer features include a brand new engine, violent melee attacks, and 16 player co-operative play.

Oh and publisher Devolver Digital are really confident of this product as CEO Fork Parker feels this game will make so much money, it will finally allow him to grant this wife bigger breasts. For his sake, I hope the game really does sell.

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