Uwe Boll, the German movie director who’s made a really bad name for himself among movie critics, gamers and pretty much anyone with taste is back to molest Dungeon Siege once again with In the Name of the King 2.
Don’t believe us? Here’s a quick synopsis of the movie introducing a brand new character played by Dolph ‘I can never emote’ Lundgren as told to Bloginity:
“It's like contemporary, right now big city, and we have Dolph Lundgren basically being a cop or like a fighting coordinator working as this, and one night he gets attacked by ninjas in his house and fell with the ninjas into a vortex back in time.”
“And then it turns out it's like 50 years after the first part 'In the Name of the King' ended, and Ehb is destroyed and everybody is dead, Jason Statham and everybody who was in the first part, got wiped out.”
He added, “They say he was basically sent into the future, he's the son of Jason Statham, and he was sent into the future, brought up in an orphanage, because the parents felt that they would all die. So he is basically the last survivor of the kingdom of Ehb so he should bring the kingdom back in charge.”
Hear that? It’s the tormented cries of Dungeon Siege fans.